A thick, beautiful mustache. "Well, I did it as a joke to my wife and ... "Yeah, yeah, no guard," Straka replied when asked about his fresh cut. "I went no guard. Nature was kind of getting in the way ...

A thick, beautiful mustache ... asked about his fresh cut. "I went no guard. Nature was kind of getting in the way there, so I figured I might as well just help it out a little bit.

Bitches Love My Mustache / This Time I'm Really Gonna Do It refers to a video game screencap from a SimTown video originally posted by YouTuber brutalmoose in 2013, showing a character he named Señor.