A nurse dies and mistakenly goes to hell. St. Peter, realising he fucked up, knocks on hell's gate ... "Nurses belong in heaven, you know that, she must come with me," St. Peter exclaims. "No, the nurse stays," Satan doesn't back down.

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2023年9月6日 · You might be unable to suppress your laugh at these short dark humor jokes with no limits. They challenge the convention and dare you to chuckle at life’s darkest absurdities. However, if you are looking for even more macabre humor, we’ve …

The Best Jokes about Hell · How do you get Holy Water? ... · What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell? ... · In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German, The lovers are Italian, The bankers are Swiss.

Three men, all addicts, die and go to hell, where they meet Satan standing atop a mountain of skulls. Satan calls out to the trio "Men, welcome to hell. To atone for your word sins, you will each spend a millennia locked in a room with your vice of voice." The men are …

Three men, John, Paul, and Bob live horrible lives and go to hell. When they arrive, a hideously ugly woman appears out of nowhere. Suddenly, a loud booming voice says, "John! You have sinned! In reparation for your atrocious lifestyle you are condemned to sleep with this woman."

2022年12月14日 · Gary Larson can think up some of the most unique pairings in his comics to create a scenario that is recognizable and funny. A nerd in hell is not exactly a well-known trope or a character and a situation that is usually parodied, but Larson goes for it anyway and the comic is all the funnier for its stupidity.

2018年11月11日 · 19 Biblical Jokes You’ll Definitely Laugh At Since You’re Going To Hell Anyway "Remember that you are butt dust..."

2018年7月28日 · 17 Hilarious Tweets About Getting Into Heaven Or Hell. God: "You may ask me one question." Me: "Why aren't there lowercase and uppercase numbers?"

2024年2月7日 · Whether you're seeking some Bible puns or funny stories about the things kids say in Sunday School, here are some Christian jokes you are sure to enjoy. Christians typically describe faith as a sacred, cherished, personal, serious part of their lives.