A monkey is smoking a joint : r/Jokes - Reddit
2017年5月3日 · So a monkey is smoking a joint when he sees a guy who's preparing to taking his girlfriend to the high school prom. And he's got a lot of work to do. First he has to rent a tux, so he goes to the tuxedo store. But there's a huge tuxedo line at the store. Finally he gets out of there and realizes he has to go buy a corsage, so he goes to a florist.
Two jokes involving the same pot-smoking monkey : r/Jokes - Reddit
2014年5月10日 · Pot-Smoking Monkey Joke #1: So, there's this monkey smoking a joint in a tree in the jungle with his little lizard buddy. The lizard says, "Ooh wee! This is some good shit! My mouth is dry is a hell. Imma run down to the pond and get a drink." The lizard climbs down the tree, scurries over to the pond and starts drinking as fast as he can.
A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard
2017年12月7日 · The monkey says “Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded friend.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another joint. After a while the lizard says his mouth is ‘dry’, and that he’s going to get a drink from the river.
A monkey is smoking a joint on a tree, when a lizard walks past.
2023年7月15日 · The lizard explains that he was up in the tree, smoking a joint with the monkey and his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that, when he went to get a drink from the river, he fell in! The inquisitive crocodile says he has to check this out. He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint.
A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint : Jokes - Reddit
A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says to the monkey “Hey! what are you doing?” The monkey says “Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded friend.” So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another joint.
A monkey is sitting on a tree, smoking weed... - Reddit
2018年12月17日 · “Hey monkey, what are you doing up there?” “I’m smoking bud. Come up here bro, sharing is caring.” So the lizard climbs up the tree and the two smoke a few joints. The lizard isn’t really used to the effects, so he gets dehydrated after a short while... “Monkey, I’m gonna go to the river and get some water, my mouth is soooo dry...
TIL that in 1924 in South Bend, Indiana a Chimpanzee was ... - Reddit
2020年7月7日 · A few years ago (about'1924) one of the justices of the peace in a town near South Bend tried and convicted a chimpanzee for publicly smoking a cigarette in violation of the laws of Indiana. The case came up in much the following manner: The chimpanzee that was the subject of the "monkey business" on the part of the local justice, was a part ...
A monkey was in a tree smoking weed... : r/Jokes - Reddit
2017年1月18日 · "Yo, Monkey." Said the lizard. "What are you doing up there?" The monkey looked down and answered him. "I'm smoking weed." "Can I have some?" Asked the Lizard. "Yeah, dude. Come on up here." So the lizard climbed the tree and smoked weed with the monkey. They smoked and smoked until the lizard's mouth got dry and he became very …
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No longer are we just celebrating the Hyper Realistic Space Monkey Smoking A Cigar (which goes so hard). Now we'll be sharing more photos, known to also go so hard, related to the Hyper Realistic Space Monkey Smoking A Cigar or not.
A monkey was smoking weed in the jungle... - Reddit
2014年10月6日 · So this monkey was smoking weed in the jungle. Sitting up, way up high in this tree, just gettin’ high. He was toking away when this little lizard came wandering up near him. “Hey monkey! What are you doing way up in that tree?” the lizard asked. “Oh not much, really.” The Monkey replied.